We Make London Christmas Fair

A wonderful Christmas Fair in Chelsea, London this December! Here is your personal Invitation. 

I shall be trading here with a lovely range of Corsets, Corset Accessories, hand made bags and small trinkets, perfect for stocking fillers!

Come along for a wonderful day!

Marie Antoinette Unveiled

A Lady in Red

I made a beautiful underbust corset for Lady Amaranth as a gift for her Birthday, which was used in a photo shoot with Taya Uddin. The results are simply stunning. 

'Ultra-feminine, provocative and sensual: the corset is historically fashion's most controversial garment.

An impeccably designed corset should be elegant, comfortable and stop traffic.' 

Photo Shoots - Behind the scenes!

During photo shoots I have this small tendency to suddenly burst into dance. Grease Lightning, a Spice Girls routine, or anything equally horrific. And I'm terrible at it. I do however get a wonderful set of out-takes at the end, when we all sit down at the end of the day, exhausted and drained and stumble upon the in-between shots where we have caught glimpses of the laughs. I treasure those moments, because it reminds me of all the fun, in amongst all the hard work! A Big Thank You to Claire, Garth and Anne Burns! All of you are wonderful stars! 

                                                              

A few smiles before getting on with some real work! - Boyfriend 5.0

Found this floating about in Cyberspace/Facebook, I don't know the author, however it's so excellent, I had to share it!


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resource.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support